Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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Chert Glades & The Species That Love Them
On a chert Glade in Joplin Missouri we check out an rare species of blazing star, Liatris hirsuta, along with an extremely cold tolerant prickly pear and a very cool succulent species (Phemeranthus calycinus) in the Bitterroot family, Montiaceae.
We also talk about how Chert forms, why it might be occurring here on Carboniferous-age (340 million year old) limestone and how it affects the plant life.
Your contributions support this content. It sounds cliché but it's true. Whether it's travel expenses, vehicle repair, or medical costs for urushiol poisoning (or rockfalls, beestings, hand slices, toxic sap, etc), your financial support allows this content to continue so the beauty of Earth's f...
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A Red Fox in Chicago, Cruising the Streets and Eating Bunnies
Просмотров 13 тыс.7 часов назад
In this brief video we listen to the blood-curdling and hilarious scream of a red fox, a native resident of the Chicago region, as it cruises the streets freaking out citizens, trying to shake some fleas, and looking for some members of Chicago's overpopulated bunny population to eat.
Thornscrub Sanctuary Inventory
Просмотров 13 тыс.14 часов назад
NOTE : WE ARE STILL IN NEED KF SUPPORT ! If you are able to donate, be aware that donations are tax deductible! We've acquired the land, next step is setting up a building/shade structure for hosting group tours/education/visiting researchers Zelle : thornscrubsanctuary@gmail.com Venmo : Thornscrubsanctuary Cash app : thornscrubsanctuary or you can mail paper checks to us. email thornscrubsanct...
Little Fire on the Prairie - Theodore Stone Prairie in Beautiful Hodgkins, Illinois
Просмотров 7 тыс.21 час назад
Kill Your Lawn, Plant it dense, and don't be afraid to burn or chew it all up with a masticator or brush hug at the end of the year....all the prairie stuff is herbaceous perennials anyway....the roots stay alive but the tops.die every year and decompose, creating that rich blackberry soil. burn if you can, brush-hog or masticate if you can't burn. After you annihilate your lousy lawn, plant th...
Northwest Side Virgin-Grotto & Ethnobotany Exposé
Просмотров 13 тыс.День назад
In this episode, Crime Pays Associate Al Scorch helps analyze the Chicago Phenomenon Known as "The Blessed Grotto".
Port-A-Johns, Endangered Milkweeds, & Blackbrush Thunderstorms
Просмотров 16 тыс.14 дней назад
Asclepias prostrata Astrophytum asterias Echinocereus poselgeri Croton humilis Little Mesquite Cicada Your contributions support this content. It sounds cliché but it's true. Whether it's travel expenses, vehicle repair, or medical costs for urushiol poisoning (or rockfalls, beestings, hand slices, toxic sap, etc), your financial support allows this content to continue so the beauty of Earth's ...
The Botany of Desert Sky Islands Starring Mammillaria andersoniana
Просмотров 21 тыс.14 дней назад
In this episode we check out the incredibly rare Mammillaria perezdelarosa ssp. andersoniana, a tiny and unique cactus from the high mountains of Guanajuato, Mexico. Species in this episode : Mammillaria perezdelarosa ssp andersoniana Yucca decipiens Quercus jonesii Nolina cespitifera Bouvardia ternifolia (Rubiaceae) Echeveria agavoides Echeveria calderoniae Mammillaria gilensis Echinofossuloca...
Banned From Happy Donuts / 23 Minutes of Ranting with False Peyote
Просмотров 17 тыс.21 день назад
Why does Lophophora diffusa resemble a St. Patrick's Day Donut that's been accidentally sat on? How does a plant evolve the photochemistry that it takes to be a spineless cactus in an often barren hot lowland desert in Mexico's Bajío region? What makes Astrophytum ornatum so ornate? Why is Euphorbia tirucalli called "pencil cactus" even though it's not a cactus? How did it get to be invasive he...
A Tour of East Austin Succulents
Просмотров 23 тыс.28 дней назад
Thank you Birch Living for sponsoring! Click here birchliving.com/crimepays to get 25% off your Birch mattress (plus two free Eco-Rest pillows!) during their 4th of July Sale. Offers are subject to change. #birchliving East Austin Succulents is a massive cactus & succulent nursery located in Austin Texas. Your contributions support this content. It sounds cliché but it's true. Whether it's trav...
Camouflaged Cacti, Underground Stems, and other delights starring Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus
Просмотров 13 тыс.Месяц назад
At an elevation of 6600 ft we check out a cool plant community with a substrate of calcareous shale consisting of some very cryptic cacti as well as the magnificent Dasylirion longissimum. Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus has been under the selection pressures of this uplifted calcareous and shale substrate for millions of years, giving it the ability to hide amongst the different tones of gray, oran...
Horny Lizards and Cryptic Cacti - A Morning Spent Excitedly Screaming at the Ground in Querétaro
Просмотров 27 тыс.Месяц назад
Phrynosoma orbiculare and Kadenicarpus pseudomacrochele in Querétaro Mexico are the feature of this video. the elevation here is almost 7,000 ' but you wouldn't guess it since it's hot and dry. Vazquez-Sanchez (2019). Polyphyly of the iconic cactus genus Turbinicarpus (Cactaceae) and its generic circumscription. Your contributions support this content. It sounds cliché but it's true. Whether it...
Carnivorous Plants, Silver Ferns, and Marble Mountains
Просмотров 24 тыс.Месяц назад
Addendum: After corresponding with Dr. Michael Windham at Duke University who is an expert on Cheilanthoid Ferns (subfamily Cheilanthoideae in the fern family Pteridaceae) , the Astrolepis species featured here is actually new to science and has not been formally described. It was already on his radar. I thought it looked unusual. In this episode we take a trip to the high elevations of Queréta...
Rockwalls Are For Lovers w/ Strombocactus disciformis
Просмотров 19 тыс.Месяц назад
Graced by the song of the giant cicada, we scope out a canyon at 4,000' elevation to check on some cool cacti. Along the way we pass by the edible Spondias purpurea (Anacardiaceae ) and Vallesia glabra (Apocynaceae). At the canyon slopes we see Lophophora diffusa (non-psychoactive peyote), the incredible Strombocactus disciformis, Mammillaria parkinsoniana, Coryphantha erecta, and Agave xylonac...
Rattlesnake Conservation in a Mexico City Apartment
Просмотров 16 тыс.Месяц назад
In a small apartment in Mexico City César Flores Lopez is breeding some of the rarest snakes in North America in order to increase their numbers and reintroduce them into the habitats and regions that they call home, all of which are under increasing threats from both climate change and what CPBBD frequently refers to as "The Human Tumor" (unrestrained development) and habitat destruction. Than...
Habitat Destruction & Why the Term "Rescue" is Obnoxious
Просмотров 22 тыс.Месяц назад
In this episode we film more habitat destruction in South Texas, this time for the purposes of grazing cattle in a desert. Echinocereus enneacanthus, Coryphantha macromeris runyonii, Ancistrocactus scheeri and others are prevented from being destroyed in this act of senseless bulldozing. Ecotourism possibilities abound here due to the presence of numerous rare birds and cactus species and an ab...
Cicada Superbrood & Suburban Landscape Critique
Просмотров 27 тыс.Месяц назад
Cicada Superbrood & Suburban Landscape Critique
Wreckin the Street with Agave weberi Nice
Просмотров 10 тыс.Месяц назад
Wreckin the Street with Agave weberi Nice
Gonzo West Texas Plant Diaries & Epic Hailstorms
Просмотров 15 тыс.Месяц назад
Gonzo West Texas Plant Diaries & Epic Hailstorms
Yucca rupicola and Moth Pollination
Просмотров 18 тыс.Месяц назад
Yucca rupicola and Moth Pollination
The Most Epic Carnivorous Plant Nursery
Просмотров 68 тыс.2 месяца назад
The Most Epic Carnivorous Plant Nursery
Natives That Thrive in Disturbance b/w Show Me Da Way to Da Gas Station Batroom
Просмотров 15 тыс.2 месяца назад
Natives That Thrive in Disturbance b/w Show Me Da Way to Da Gas Station Batroom
West Texas Native Plant Landscaping (Pro Jahb)
Просмотров 41 тыс.2 месяца назад
West Texas Native Plant Landscaping (Pro Jahb)
Fake Redwood Forests & Geothermal Mushrooms
Просмотров 26 тыс.2 месяца назад
Fake Redwood Forests & Geothermal Mushrooms
EDWARDS PLATEAU BOTANY PART II
Просмотров 32 тыс.2 месяца назад
EDWARDS PLATEAU BOTANY PART II
Geriatric RV Park Botany Tour
Просмотров 74 тыс.2 месяца назад
Geriatric RV Park Botany Tour
EDWARDS PLATEAU BOTANY & Montezuma Cypress in Central Texas
Просмотров 34 тыс.2 месяца назад
EDWARDS PLATEAU BOTANY & Montezuma Cypress in Central Texas
Sprawling Cactus Gardens of South Texas & Easter Bunny Rants
Просмотров 15 тыс.2 месяца назад
Sprawling Cactus Gardens of South Texas & Easter Bunny Rants
What Pollinates Pyote?
Просмотров 27 тыс.2 месяца назад
What Pollinates Pyote?
Kill Your Lawn - By Da Grace of Saint Anthony's Holy Message
Просмотров 24 тыс.2 месяца назад
Kill Your Lawn - By Da Grace of Saint Anthony's Holy Message
Help Protect Thornscrub Sanctuary
Просмотров 17 тыс.3 месяца назад
Help Protect Thornscrub Sanctuary

Комментарии

  • @hayhaykogo
    @hayhaykogo 8 минут назад

    My sister and I planned a trip to the Morton Arboretum in mid June and we somehow had not considered the volume of cicadas we would encounter. Despite being startled by surprise flyers, it was a beautiful day! A lot of lawns in my neighborhood are not grass and I was a bit surprised to not see any around.

  • @edwardsullivan5884
    @edwardsullivan5884 Час назад

    What does the fox say

  • @Shabidoo1
    @Shabidoo1 Час назад

    They are definitely doing an alarm bark at you. Mating calls are longer and have more grittiness.

  • @andrewruegsegger7754
    @andrewruegsegger7754 3 часа назад

    Joey, thanks for the Ozark love. We got some cool ass glades and woodlands down here in Arkansas, too. And we do have a native plant society. It's a good time down here I think we get overlooked! Pretty funny seeing you go gaga for L. hirsuta cause it feels so common to me but that's just how it goes I guess. And yeah kids in skinny jeans are still drinking in the creeks

  • @hermesmcclintok
    @hermesmcclintok 4 часа назад

    Def looking for something

  • @michaelgeary9370
    @michaelgeary9370 4 часа назад

    I think that first moss was in the genus syntrichia

  • @user-kp8oz8mx7d
    @user-kp8oz8mx7d 4 часа назад

    My pistilate ate my staminate!

  • @baba-booey3232
    @baba-booey3232 10 часов назад

    Anybody tryna go microdose while mothing with me?

  • @jjskn93
    @jjskn93 10 часов назад

    I heard somewhere that the females make a clicking noise and if you click your fingers the males will begin to flock to your hand. Don't have them here so I'v not been able to test that.

  • @Cquoya
    @Cquoya 14 часов назад

    A botaniser's smoothie, delightful... Loveiyness...❤

  • @avryptickle
    @avryptickle 14 часов назад

    Tio Tony with wise words to da yoots.

  • @martinmiranda8973
    @martinmiranda8973 20 часов назад

    Te vi con Cactus Quest. Saludos

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides 22 часа назад

    Looks lonely. Louie is such a good boy

  • @The_Crucible714
    @The_Crucible714 23 часа назад

    “I’d rather die than have my freedom taken away!” *Covid; “Hold my beer…”*

  • @JoyoftheGardenandHome
    @JoyoftheGardenandHome 23 часа назад

    As an upstater, thank you for your botanical service. Helps me identify some stuff in my yard

  • @jeanaprewitt9658
    @jeanaprewitt9658 День назад

    Tony needs to check out the cedar glades in middle TN. Amazing diversity in a geographically small area.

  • @SamMeisler
    @SamMeisler День назад

    Is there a way to tell where the line of the old bay front would’ve been, before infilling?

  • @garycubby2572
    @garycubby2572 День назад

    Yumm, chert. Was the Timothy McVeigh character driving a nondescript van by any chance . . .

  • @ecomandurban7183
    @ecomandurban7183 День назад

    here where I am in South Africa we have a very similar plant Selaginella dregei. In fact I have it growing up on my roof top garden.

  • @whiteranger0505
    @whiteranger0505 День назад

    Come botanize the northwest sands of wisconsin

  • @maghurt
    @maghurt День назад

    I can't help but to smile.

  • @jjacat6506
    @jjacat6506 День назад

    The moss before the Selaginella is probably Polytrichum btw :)

  • @Perseverance4477
    @Perseverance4477 День назад

    Horrible mouth on this guy. Theres bo purpose or reason to throw all the f bombs, whow some class and professionalism. Unsubbed

  • @PlutoniumJesus
    @PlutoniumJesus День назад

    Don't forget to lichen subscribe!

  • @NewPodComp
    @NewPodComp День назад

    Have you been to the gathering place in Tulsa OK? Free park really cool I think they did a great job but I’d love to hear your thoughts. Love Tulsa in general I think it’s a hidden gem

  • @quantumblauthor7300
    @quantumblauthor7300 День назад

    Chert? The Glade?

  • @dumoulin11
    @dumoulin11 День назад

    "Timothy McVeigh super-pasty peeps" LOL

  • @eugenehudders5231
    @eugenehudders5231 День назад

    Some of the liverworts here along the rivers of Virginia, when damaged they smell like cinnamon!!!

  • @Cquoya
    @Cquoya День назад

    I think I kinda like it. Pretty intense...❤

  • @TwoBarMaster
    @TwoBarMaster День назад

    Nice hat!

  • @ultratumba280
    @ultratumba280 День назад

    flaky fruits daht cahm

  • @geofsawaya394
    @geofsawaya394 День назад

    Yo @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt what’s that red reflection at 5:52?

  • @raggedy61
    @raggedy61 День назад

    I really feel like they get more coyoteish the more urbanized they get.

  • @rafadacosta1675
    @rafadacosta1675 День назад

    Filming rocks and doing a damn good job of it!

  • @MsVan13
    @MsVan13 День назад

    You make me laugh in times I want to cry. I love rocks and plants and love your detailed explanation of everything. Your humor and cursing make a potentially boring subject interesting. So thank you for being a channel that distracts me from the hell.

  • @JakeSmith-ps4vr
    @JakeSmith-ps4vr День назад

    I don't think I've ever laughed harder. Tony deserves an emme for that intro!!!😂

  • @FunghiJacob
    @FunghiJacob День назад

    Scott Joplin Nice

  • @ElDJReturn
    @ElDJReturn День назад

    So this is what the fox says . . .

  • @tmmtmm
    @tmmtmm День назад

    The cockatoos destroy the LED billboards here in australia

  • @chiseldrock
    @chiseldrock День назад

    someone who gets it..thanks joey

  • @msdsez
    @msdsez День назад

    Magenta seems closer to what I'm seein' but if you say pink that's okay with me. No offense intended. I'm not tryin tah be a chirt 'cause reincarnation into a diatom would probably really hurt.

  • @evilsharkey8954
    @evilsharkey8954 День назад

    For once I know a plant you don’t! 20:09 This little guy is called pepperweed. It is a brassica, and it is considered weedy. I don’t know pepper weeds well enough to say whether it’s a native one or an invasive one.

  • @frankmacleod2565
    @frankmacleod2565 День назад

    0:42 hahaha

  • @frankmacleod2565
    @frankmacleod2565 День назад

    that chert glade must be very fragrant. Like an air freshener. Like a Glade air freshener, perhaps

  • @michelplamondon8907
    @michelplamondon8907 День назад

    your ragweed is quite invasive here in quebec city and its pollen is the cause of "hay fever" by the end of summer.luckily a good frost will deactivate the pollen.i have been cutting them or pulling them out for 20+ years now and they keep coming back you can get fined for not cutting them. .some plants i've seen were more than 2 feet high and as wide,. the little plant in fruit on the cliff edge may be capsella bursa pastoris.

  • @lillith665
    @lillith665 День назад

    Rainbow Ocean Flint!!! 🌈 🌊 🐚

  • @SilverDragonJay
    @SilverDragonJay День назад

    Weird dog, but okay

  • @gup8175
    @gup8175 День назад

    Louie seems unimpressed

  • @f.demascio1857
    @f.demascio1857 День назад

    I have awoken to this frightening noise a few times this year, My re-wilded backyard has likely created its habitat. It made friends with my dog.

  • @hbabycakes
    @hbabycakes День назад

    Being from far SE Kansas (about 40 minutes west of Joplin), this video really floats my boat. Thanks for stopping by, Uncle Tony!